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Skid Marks on Your Money
After careful research, workers have found fecal matter on paper money. With all these Homo parades and transvestite toilets, it doesn’t take much to put two and two together.
http://www.askdrmaxwell.com/2014/05/bacteria-on-money/
Mouth, Fecal, and Vaginal Bacteria Found on Money
The most common microbes found on paper money include mouth microbes, vaginal bacteria, and fecal matter. The former is likely due to the licking of fingers to separate new bills; the two latter due to people not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Also found were bacteria that cause stomach ulcers, staph infections (including MRSA) and acne.
After careful research, workers have found fecal matter on paper money. With all these Homo parades and transvestite toilets, it doesn’t take much to put two and two together.
http://www.askdrmaxwell.com/2014/05/bacteria-on-money/
Mouth, Fecal, and Vaginal Bacteria Found on Money
The most common microbes found on paper money include mouth microbes, vaginal bacteria, and fecal matter. The former is likely due to the licking of fingers to separate new bills; the two latter due to people not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Also found were bacteria that cause stomach ulcers, staph infections (including MRSA) and acne.
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