Negro Yoofs Collared In College Mugging

[LaKooneshia]

Negro Yoofs Caught Mugging In Marshmallow Land

We Likes Muggin' Marshmallows 'Cause Dey Soft & White​

University Police arrested three Columbia men in the mugging last week of a University of Missouri student on the Francis Quadrangle.

Stafford D. Lambert, 19, Michael J. Zellmann, 21, and Demetrius O. Edwards, 18, each were arrested on suspicion of second-degree robbery, MU police Capt. Brian Weimer said in a news release. All three men remained last night at the Boone County Jail. No bonds were set.

Weimer did not release any details of the arrests, citing the ongoing investigation.

A 21-year-old man told MU police he was mugged at about 12:10 a.m. Wednesday by three black men.

The victim told officers that one man approached him from behind and pulled him to the ground and that the other two assailants kicked him, rifled through his backpack and stole his cell phone and wallet.

The attack occurred between Engineering Building East and Switzler Hall, police said.

 

[Rasp]

Darkie pleads guilty in mugging at MU

A Columbia coon pleaded guilty yesterday in connection with his involvement in the mugging of a University of Missouri student on campus in September.

Michael Zellman, 21, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of felony stealing, admitting he stole a cell phone and iPod music player from a student on the Francis Quadrangle. He had previously been charged with second-degree robbery.

Boone County Assistant Prosecutor Richard Hicks recommended a four-year prison sentence but deferred to the court whether Zellman should be placed on probation. Circuit Judge Gene Hamilton scheduled sentencing March 23, asking that a sentencing investigation be completed before then
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A 21-year-old man told MU police he was mugged just after midnight Sept. 17 by three black men. The victim told police that one man approached from behind and pulled him to the ground and two other assailants kicked him and rifled through his backpack.

Zellman was arrested along with Stafford D. Lambert, 19, and Demetrius O. Edwards, 18. Edwards is charged with second-degree burglary, and a preliminary hearing is scheduled for next month. Lambert has not been charged.

 

[Johnny99]

Boone county jail, git it? har har har I'm guessin dey gots a tree fer one deal down at Najaundelambius' Afrocoon Hair Salon and Crack Den.

 

[Tuffy]

That's three handsome bucks right there. Once again, I'm always confused when I hear about niggers on a college campus. Talk about a real oxymoron.